Unlucky(?) Dan

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2007-08-10

Dan was just plain unlucky.   He wasn't the brightest as a child and not the most self confident.   De'd been bullied due to the fact that his parents were like beached whales, and they felt that the boy needed to be a beef cake to grow into a real man.   And now he was pretty much his weight in age, and being 18 stone of blubber at 18 years old was not a good look for the ladies.   And not only that, but when you can’t see your 6 inch dick because your gut is hanging over it, then you've really got problems.
 
And that's when his luck really turned to shit.   He needed to do something about both of his major problems, Phalloplasty and Stomach Stapling were the answers, but all of that takes money.   So where does he get it??  Rob some dumb bastard of course.   Problem is that Dan turned out to be the dumb bastard.  
 
He had it all planned out, gun from a local 'specialist' and a mask for a disguise.   No problem.  In the 7/11, hold up, grab the cash, get out, run like fuck back to the car around the corner, burn rubber home, count the cash and head to Beverley Hills.  
 
It took him 2 weeks to get everything ready and to get the nerve to walk into the store.   He left it until 1am on a Saturday night, figuring the busiest period of the week would be over and the money ripe for the picking.   He pulled up about 500 yards around the corner from the 7/11, got out of the car, tucked the gun into his waistband above his butt crack, held the clown mask in his right hand, close to the wall so no-one could see it, and then started walking towards the store.
 
As he reached the door he could feel his heart wanting to tear through his chest, sweat was dripping off him and he had to keep wiping his forehead, just to stop the sweat from blinding his eyes.

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    There were a couple of kids out front, but jerking around so they didn't notice Dan as he stopped just outside the entrance.   He quickly put on the mask, making sure he could see through the eyeholes, which wasn't an easy task.   Then he reached around his back, twisting awkwardly around his girth to reach for the gun as he tried to pull it out with the opposite hand than the one he used to put the gun in with; and then the first fuck up happened, he dropped the shooter.
 
It only went between his feet, but with the goddamned mask obscuring his vision, and the noise of the gun attracting the attention of the kids, he was now in a panic.   He moved around looking for the gun, and kicked it towards the edge of the curb by accident, leaving it in full views of the little dudes.   He just about made out it's shape in the light of the store, reached down, rather laboriously, picked it up and came upright with it pointing straight at the kids, who began to shout and run for cover.   "fuck fuck fuck FUUUCK", he called.   He had to have the money.   He burst towards the 7/11, moving quite quickly for a big guy, and rammed his shoulder into the automatic door as it was slow in opening, which spun him around and down on to his ass.
 
Luckily the hand with the gun was unfazed but, when the shock that was sent up his anus subsided, he realized he was facing the door.   He was getting pissed off now, and in a temper he ripped the mask from his head and turned over on his side to face the clerk standing behind the counter.   "Give me all the fucking money, and make it quick!!!” Dan couldn't quite believe that the words were coming from his mouth, his brain was numb, but his desire for the money sent him into auto-pilot, he couldn't quite fathom it.
 
The guy at the counter froze for a few seconds, nothing but a blank look on his face, his eyes staring at the pistolero.   "Now you dumb fuck!!" there I go again, Dan thought.   The clerk soon moved, his hands went straight for the till, whipped it open, pulled all the cash and coins out and dumped them on the counter.

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    "What the fuck are you doing??  Put them in a fucking bag!!!" What the fuck was this asshole doing?  With a bit of effort, Dan finally raised himself from the floor, ran to the register and helped the guy scrape all the money into the bag, and that's when he heard it, a police siren.   "FUCK!!" I gotta get outta here.   He dropped the gun on the floor and grabbed the bag with whatever money was in it, and headed for the door.
 
He didn't look anywhere except for the direction he was running in.   “It's only around the corner!!!” he thought.   He could see the reflection of the lights on the wall next to him, and they weren't stopping at the 7/11, they kept on coming, then going straight past him, then stopping dead in the middle of the street about 50 yards to his right.   "Hold it right there Fatboy!!  Or I'll put your brains all over the wall".   Dan couldn't believe what was happening to him.   His heart was hurting now, it was beating so fast, and he had one big adrenal dump, literally, a little bit of shit came out and a tiny stream of piss stained the front of his chinos.   He dropped the bag and threw his hands into the air, tears starting to well up in his eyes.   He was SCREWED!!!
 
And that's what led him to where he is now.   He got 5 years, some leniency due to his mental state at the time, and because he had been in no trouble EVER, not even in school, before that night.   But the prison term had not been all bad, his 6 ft frame was now down to a solid 202lbs, still with an average sized prick, but he was getting over that.   3 months out of Jail, he moved into a trailer, which wasn't so bad.  Found a job in construction that surrounded him with a good bunch of guys, and he got himself a lady, Jen.

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    She was 23, not too intelligent, blonde,  no hotty, but she had a drop dead figure, long legs, tight ass and 37GG tits, that were only slightly saggy.   And that's how things had been rolling along for the past 2 years.
 
Now Jen was desperate to get married, she had no real family, her mother was a drunk who lived on another trailer park about 10 miles away and her daddy was long gone before she was 4, no siblings, none that she knows of anyway, and just one Auntie who's as drunk as her mother and lives in the same trailer.   So now she wanted something solid.   But money was the biggest problem, Dan wanted to do it right, so no $50 ceremony, Jen would just have to wait a little longer.
 
One particular Thursday night, Dan was walking back to his car from the Bar after a few beers with the guys from work, when someone jumped up from behind the passenger side rear wheel.   Dan stumbled backwards slightly, and half shouted in surprise "Blake!!" as he recognized the figure.   "The one And Only" replied Blake with his usual self assuredness, as he swaggered towards Dan.  
 
"How's it going Dan the Man?"
 
"Christ, last I heard you were still locked up in ADX" 
 
"Got out 2 months ago. I was a good boy"
 
Dan knew that to be a load of horse shit.   Blake, or Rupert as was his real name, was one bad mother fucker.   But Dan was forever indebted to Blake as the two of them hooked up immediately inside, and remained running mates until Blake was transferred for shanking a guy in the ear who shorted him on a coke deal.   After only a couple of months together, Blake had told Dan everything there was to know about surviving inside, as he'd spent most of his teenage years and all of his adulthood imprisoned.   At 27 he was considered one of the most dangerous men in the penal system.   The reason for the name change from Rupert to Blake, apart from the obvious reason, was that he was big into Dynasty, and one day vowed that he would be as powerful as Blake Carrington, and from there grew his affinity with the character.

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"So what you up to Blake?"
 
"Just thought I'd pay my old buddy a visit.   I got word just before the let me out where you were set up, and thought you might be able to look after me for a little while, just until I find my feet?"
 
"You knew it as soon as you thought it, there's no way I was gonna turn you down"
 
And with that he stretched out his right arm and gripped Blake in a handshake.   Blake quickly pulled Dan's arm back and threw his left arm over Dan’s shoulders and around his neck, breaking the grip of his right hand free from Dan and applying a choke "So, you still working out Danny Boy?"
 
With that, Dan dropped his weight to the floor, jumped back up to loosen the grip around his throat, reached his right hand between him and Blake, and grabbed his dick squeezing hard "You bet your ass!!!"
 
Blake winced a bit from the pain, threw his hands up in surrender and Dan let go, "Touché bud".
 
"Let's get moving" was Dan's reply, a little bit downheartedly as he was suddenly reminded of how big Blake's prick was, and the penis envy started back in Dan's mind again.   At 11" in length and coke can wide, it was one of the biggest cocks Dan had ever seen, and dwarfed his own.   He never had the unfortunate feeling of that monster in his ass, but he had heard a few that had, and was thankful that Blake didn't dig him in that way!!
 
Blake picked up a large duffel bag from behind the wheel where he was hiding, slung it on to the back seat and started talking shit all the way back to the trailer.   It was only 20 minutes, but Dan enjoyed the drive back as Blake had some colorful stories, even though half were all in his mind.
 
As they pulled up, Blake had to get a little dig in "Whoa, you can afford this place all on your lonesome???"
 
"Prick"
 
"Just kidding.   It's got a roof and a shithouse, I like it"
 
"As a matter of fact, I've got an old lady, Jen.   She's kick ass sweet, and can fry an egg that Dennys'd kill to serve!!".
 
"mmmm, I like the sound of her already!"
 
They jumped out, Blake grabbed the duffel and they headed in the door.   Dan introduced Blake as an old friend from the neighborhood, and Jen just gave him a quick hug and a peck on the cheek and said "welcome to our home".
 
Dan headed for the kitchen "make yourself comfortable", he grabbed 3 beers from the fridge and came back into the living room, Blake was on the couch and Jen was reaching down to grab the duffel bag.   Blake lunged forward "no need to take that Jen, I'll just keep the dirty old thing next to me".
 
Dan stepped over to the table, put the beers down and headed towards Jen "that's alright sweetheart, Blake can get a bit possessive".

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    He turned around to Blake "come on man, we're not going to steal your dirty underwear, I'll just drop this thing in the utility room and we can relax, get reacquainted"
 
"Sorry man.   Sorry Jen, I didn't mean to frighten you, I just don't want you to go to any bother on my account"
 
"Don't worry hun, I don't scare so easy" she said with a smile as she leaned over and handed Blake his beer and then grabbed her own and sat down on the recliner at the other end of the couch from Blake.   Dan noticed Blake checking her out, it brought a smile to his face, Blake was probably jealous.
 
Dan grabbed the bag "Christ, you got someone in here???"  He had to pick it up with both hands and limp to the utility room.   When he got in through the door, he had to take a look, what the hell was Blake so protective of.   When he pulled the zip back, he soon found out.   There were no clothes, just a bundle of cash!!  and a revolver. . .   SOB had scored BIG in the last few days.  There had to be at least a couple hundred thou in there, and needed somewhere to hide out.
 
Dan started to sweat, he was a shit criminal to start with, but now he could be in for some real trouble.   When he got back into the living room, Blake and Jen were talking, but when Blake saw how red Dan's face was, he figured it was a bit more than just lugging his bag out back, but he wasn't going to say anything, let Dan's mind play on it.
 
2 hours and 15 beers later,  Blake said he was tired and would like to get some sleep.   Jen cleared up quickly and headed for the bedroom in the back, Dan shook Blake's hand goodnight, they gave each other a jab in the shoulder, and Dan headed out back.

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    They left Blake with 2 pillows, a big blanket and the couch.
 
When Dan shut the door, Jen was lying in bed.   She threw back the covers and was laid there with her legs wide apart and fingering her pussy.   Dan, not being as stupid as he once was, stripped off in a second and muff dived her.   After about 5 minutes, Dan raised himself up, grabbed his cock and rammed it into Jen's pussy, and fucked as hard as he could for about another 3 minutes, and then he was done.   He let out a big groan and rolled over onto his back.   As usual, Jen was a little disappointed, but she didn't let on.   She leaned over kissed him tenderly on the lips, and turned over to go to sleep.
 
While this was going on, Blake was stood over the kitchen sink, with his big prick in his hand, he was jerking off like crazy, thinking about the size of Jen's tits, and how he could only hear little moans coming from the back bedroom.   If he got his monster cock inside of her, she wouldn't know what hit her.   He smiled real wide and pulled on his cock even harder, and then shot his load all over draining board, thinking as if it was Jen's ass.   Man he needed a fuck!!!
 
As was the norm, in the morning, Jen got up just before Dan, pushed on his shoulder to wake him, put her robe on, and then headed out to make the coffee.   Dan rolled over to watch her walk away, and noticed that she stopped in the doorway to the living room for a couple of seconds, noticed that she raised her hand to her face, but then walked around the corner into the kitchen.
 
He was a bit groggy from the booze, but wondered what the matter was.   It couldn't have been that bad or she would have called him out.

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    He sat up, a bit tenderly, grabbed his work jeans pulled them on, grabbed a t-shirt and headed out front.   As he got to the doorway of the living room, he saw Blake was asleep and the blanket was on the floor.   He looked at all the Jailhouse tats covering his arms and torso, remembering how artistic some of them had been, and how green and discolored some others were.   Then he saw it, Blake's huge cock was hanging over his thigh, he was completely naked.   That must have been what stopped Jen in her tracks.   He was stunned, just looking at it for a few seconds, remembering now the sight of the thing when they'd been in the showers, the pang of jealousy he had felt then, was back again.
 
"What's the matter Danny Boy, you never seen one before??"
 
Bastard was awake.   He'd been awake all the time, he just wanted to show it off.   "Nah, I was just thinking how ugly that thing was!!"
 
Dan walked around the corner into the little kitchen, and noticed Jen leaning on the wash board, looking a little flushed, and that her dressing gown looked as though it had been tugged open a bit at the top, the bottom left side was around her thigh.  
 
"You alright Jen?"
 
"I'm fine hun, just came over a little funny is all"
 
Bullshit, he thought.   He was fucked off now.  He immediately grabbed his dick, wishing the damned thing was bigger.   "You need to sit down"
 
"No, don't fuss, I'll be fine.   I'm gonna go get dressed, head over to work.   I’ll  get us something to eat on the way home tonight"
 
As she walked out of the kitchen and around the corner, Blake said "You'll have to excuse my rudeness Jen, not used to such beautiful company" and with that he pulled the blanket up over his waist.

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"Don't be silly.   Our home is your home" and with that she smiled and headed out the back.
 
"You want some coffee?"  asked Dan, trying to break Blake's gaze as he watched Jen head out to the back bedroom.
 
"Sure, why not"  He sat up, grabbed his underwear and jeans and pulled them both on.   He walked over to Dan, grabbed his cup of coffee and sat back down on the recliner.  
 
"Toast??"
 
"Nah, I'm good.   I'll get something later"
 
Dan popped the bread into the toaster, got his lunch together, buttered his toast, and headed out to the living room to sit down for 5 minutes with Blake.   As he turned around from the counter, he noticed Blake quickly turn his head towards Dan, as if he'd been caught doing something he shouldn't have.
 
As Dan passed Blake on the recliner, he turned his head to the left and looked towards the back of the trailer, noticing that the bedroom door had been left open slightly, and he could see Jen pulling on her t-shirt.   SONOFABITCH!! he thought, he's spying on Jen when she's trying to get dressed.   Dirty bastard.
 
Jen came down the short corridor, kissed Dan on the head and said she'd see them both later on.   Dan spent a couple more minutes with Blake, saying they'd catch up more tonight.   Help himself to the shower and some food and the town was only 10 minutes walk away.   Then he was out the door and off to work.

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He got about 10 miles towards work when he hit traffic.   He was sat in the same spot for a half hour when he got out of the car to see what was going on.   All he could see was a small heap of maybe 5 cars, piled up in the middle of the street.   There was no way in hell that he was going to get to work through all of this.   So he spun the car around and headed for home, he'd phone in and take the day off, hang out with Blake.
 
He got stuck in traffic again on the way back, as everyone had the same idea, and he pulled up next to the trailer about 2 hours after he left.   As he got out and walked around the front of the car to pick up a pizza box that some dumb ass kid must have dropped on their way through the park, he heard a guttural sound, like someone makes when they've been punched in the stomach and lose all their wind, but it was a woman.   He stopped in his tracks for a couple of seconds and listened, there it was again, it was coming from the back of the trailer.
 
He walked slowly now, heading for the bedroom window.  As he neared, he thought he could hear little screams, but they were breathless and coming very quickly.   His heart rate started to pick up as he approached the window.   The blinds were pulled up slightly from the bottom, just to let some of the sunlight into the room to make it look warmer, Jen liked it like that.   And then his heart almost stopped.  
 
As he edged his head around from the side of the window, the first thing that he saw was Jen's huge tits bouncy wildly all over the place.   Her hands were balled into fists on the bed sheets, pulling them back and for as she dropped her face into the bed, then arched her back to bring her head back up, with her face tensed up and eyes squeezed closed, and attached to the back of her head was a big tattooed hand, pulling on Jen's hair.

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Dan moved his head a little further to the side so that he could get a better view of the scene, and there he saw Blake, ramming that big fucking cock in and out of Jen as hard as he could.   The window wasn't open, but he could hear everything, they were so loud.  
 
"Do you like my cock you slut" Blake shouted
 
"Oh Fuck Yeah.   Uhhh.   Fuck Yeah.   Fuck Oh Fuck Oh Fuck.   Your so fucking big!!"
 
Dan's heart felt the same as the day it had when he'd been caught 7 years ago, it was going to explode right through his chest.   He never realized it before, but he was in love with Jennifer, and here she was get rammed by the huge cock of someone she'd met less than a day ago, and she was loving it!!!  And worse still was that he knew he would never be able to fuck Jen like that.  
 
He kept on watching, not thinking of what to do, but he reached for his dick and undid his fly.   He couldn't believe how much of a fuck machine Blake was!!!  He kept riding her for another couple of minutes in the same position, then he pulled his cock out and flipped her over onto her back, pulled her to the corner of the bed, so his ass was about 45 degrees to the window, and started ramming his dick in again.   Only this time, there was nothing wild about it, he would pull out slow, and then ram in hard again, making Jen scream louder with every thrust.   She was in ecstasy.   She tried to wrap her legs around Blake's waste, but couldn't keep them closed for long because his dick was spreading her wide.  Dan couldn't tell how many times Jen had come so far, but he knew that it was probably more time than he'd ever made her cum since they'd been together.
 
Dan had a fantastic view.

 

    He could see Blake's cock slamming in and out, and also see Jen's huge tits flopping all over the place, as she swung her body from side to side with the pleasure.   She'd kick her legs straight up in the air to get him in deeper, and then curl them back up again when it started to hurt.   There were no words now, just Jen screaming and Blake grunting as he rammed into her cunt.
 
"Okay Bitch, I'm gonna cum"
 
"On my face, on my face.   I want your cum on my face"
 
"Quick, get up here"  And with that he pulled his dick out and grabbed her hair to 'help' her up.
 
She immediately grabbed a hold of his cock, with both hands, and started to yank on it, while looking up at him.   There eyes were locked.   And as Dan was watching this, his own jerks became stronger and faster.
 
"I'm cuumming" he groaned "AAAAAHHH" he shouted, and with that Dan watched his ‘Future Bride’ take the biggest wad of jism he had ever seen, all over her face.   Jen laughed as the blasts kept coming, there must have been almost 10 good size shots, and Jen's face and hair were covered.   Dan couldn't hold on any longer, and as he watched Jen smear Blake's cum all over her face and in her mouth, he blew his load all over the side of the caravan.
 
He pulled back out of the way as soon as he realized that they'd finished.   He stood silent for a moment, listening to them.   They were talking, he couldn't hear what about, and then it went silent for a minute.   He pressed his ear closer to the trailer, and he heard little moans.

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    He poked his head around the corner of the window again, and saw Blake's ass and big balls in front of the window, with Jen's legs hanging over his back.   He was eating her out.
 
"Fuckin cunts" Dan was now getting worked up, thinking about what he could do to them.   They're not gonna make him look like an asshole!!!  He went to the trunk of the car and pulled out the tyre iron.   He'd smash Blake's head in and then crush that cock of his.   He tiptoed to the front door, and turned the handle as slowly as he possibly could, edging the door open bit by bit.   As he stuck his head in through the doorway, he could hear them again, Jen almost crying with pleasure, and Blake grunting like an animal again.
 
Dan pulled the rest of his body in to the trailer, and just as he turned around to close the door quietly, he noticed the duffell bag sitting next to the couch.   Ping, he had an idea.   He wedged the tyre iron between the front door and the frame, crept over to the bag and unzipped it slowly, it was there, all of the money and the gun.   He reached for it, but stopped just short of the handle, "Fuck it" he thought, I've got a better idea.
 
He picked up that heavy bag, staggered as quietly as he could over to the door, opened it, picked up the tyre iron, and headed down the steps to the car.   He opened the back door and put the bag on the floor, headed over to the back bedroom window and listened again.   From what he could tell they were going like maniacs now, Jen was screaming wildly and Blake was nearly as loud with his grunting.   He didn't look, he didn't want to get transfixed at the sight of the brutal fucking again.

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He walked over to the pizza box, took off his t-shirt, wrapped it around his hand, picked the box up and headed over to the open car door.   He put the pizza box on the seat, reached down to the bag with the t-shirt still wrapped around his hand, picked up the gun, put it in the box and closed the lid.   He shut the door and headed back to the window.
 
This time he looked in and pulled out his dick.   He watched them fucking again.   This time Blake was stood on the bed, he had a hand on each of Jen's thighs holding her butt up in the air, he had one leg either side of her ass and cunt, so that their legs were at right angles to each other, and he was squatting up and down to thrust his meat in and out of her pussy.   She had both of her hands wrapped around Blake's right ankle, digging her fingers into his skin.   Then, so quickly as to make Dan jump a little, Blake pulled his right leg out of Jen's grip, pushed both of her legs down so that she was crunched up into a ball, and stepped over her, so that both of his calf's were wedged behind Jen's ass cheeks, and his anus was pointing towards her, and he was doing little bunny hops to thrust his cock in and out.
 
This was too much for Jen, she went crossed eyed, grabbed his ass cheeks, thrust her head back, and with one big yell, she came all over his cock.   He turned around to her and laughed "Stick your finger in my ass you dirty whore!!!".   She didn’t hesitate for a second.   She licked the middle finger of her right hand, spread the skin either side of his rectum with her left, and rammed her finger in.   Blake arched his back and shot his head into the air and let out a big moan.   She rammed that finger in and out for a couple of minutes, when all of a sudden Blake reached around, pulled the finger out of his ass, bounced up and down on Jen's pussy for a few more thrusts, making her scream uncontrollably, then he leap frogged backwards, his left hand holding her big left tit, and his right hand holding his cock in Jens mouth and pulling on his length.
 
Jen reached above her and grabbed Blake's ass and dug he fingers in as he shouted "FUUUUCK YEEEEAAAHH!!" and spunked in her mouth, and at that very moment, Dan came in unison, yet again.

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Jen couldn't handle it, a burst of jism came out of her nose, as she pushed his stomach away from her, sat up and vomited all of Blake's cum onto the floor.   Blake was laughing, and now, so too was Dan.   He turned, walked confidently towards the car, started the engine, revved it up, put it into reverse, screeched it out onto the road, put it into first and roared out of the park, destination Beverley Hills, via the local sheriffs office for a pizza delivery. . . . .
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